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Type rated on A330, B747-400, B747, B757, B767, B737, B727. International Airline Pilot / Author / Speaker. Dedicated to giving the gift of wings to anyone following their dreams. Supporting Aviation Safety through training, writing, and inspiration.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Where Have You Been?

As a pilot, I've traveled the world...

"I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and coworkers.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!"

And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not!

I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there.

Thank you Kathy for making me smile tonight during my time over Whelming. You're the best.

Where have you been?

Enjoy the Journey!

XOX Karlene


  1. One of the three reasons I want to be a pilot, paid travel. :)

  2. Yes... then we could be in Cahoots together! And get paid for it too.
    You'll become a pilot, no doubt!

  3. Ha! Thank you for my morning laugh! I think you and Kathy might just be in Cahoots on this one, Karlene. congrats on making it there!

  4. LOL, this is awesome! Thank you so much for the laugh this morning. :)

  5. That is so awesome. Thanks for that. Enjoy the journey in Deed!

  6. Awesome, Karlene - I can't stop chuckling to myself over these "destinations". And despite not being a pilot, I've visited most of these places more than once :-)

  7. Apparently Kathy is in Cognito right now. I didn't see any intro or bio info about her. Hilarious post, though.

  8. this is great,haha..

  9. I wish I had written came in an email!!

  10. Kathy, I'm thinking you could have written it if you'd thought of it. Don't you love "some" email?

    Thank you everyone for your comments! Let's all go into cahoots together!


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