A PILOT'S WIFE VIEW OF SIN
A man left home about 8:30 a.m. to do some work at his hanger at the airport with his friends. On the way out the door his wife asked, "what time will you be home?"
He said, "About 1:30, I'll have lunch at the airport."
1:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:00, still not home, finally at about 7:00 pm he rolls in the driveway, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the big story:
"I finished washing the plane about 11:30, had lunch, and was on the way home when alongside the road I saw this poor girl with a flat tire. I stopped and changed the tire. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that at least she could buy me a beer. She said there's bar just up the road, We had a beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home."
His wife looked him right in the eye and said, "You liar!
YOU WENT FLYING, DIDN'T YOU?"
Enjoy The Journey