Airplanes and Women

A friend sent me this photo and sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than Women. I had to add a comment for each. What do you think?

Enjoy. Laugh. Please share your comebacks.

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.

• Women, do we see a problem with this?

2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

•  There are no easy buttons in life.

3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

•  Yeah, but a plane can do multiple touch and goes in an hour.

4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. 

• Oh... sounds like foreplay. Maybe you're doing it wrong. 

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 

• Read Cosmo.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 

•  No kidding. So maybe we should not overload our women!

7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 

• Yeah, right. Try flying through a hurricane season. 

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 

• Sometimes they do. Called passengers. 

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've preflighted and flown before. 

•  Smart airplane owners don't brag about the other equipment they've owned and operated.

10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. 

• Nope. I met a guy who landed ten miles behind his plane. 

11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at and board other airplanes. 

•  Women don't either. It's just going to be a one way flight.

12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 

•  Smart women understand picture books are easier than reading for most men.

13) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.

• Oh yes they do. "Retard! Retard! Retard!"

14) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 

•  And then it's too late...

15) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually NOT good.

•  So true!!!