Creates Success...
My mom forwarded an interesting email to me, and I had to laugh. Truth is not only stranger than fiction, but often funnier too. This is about all those people who say they are giving more than 100%, and the organizations that demand it. The email questioned how much more we should give than 100%? And what exactly makes up 100% in life?
Two math teachers
created a mathematical formula
created a mathematical formula
to help answer those questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
"So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there; it's
the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are!"
Remember to Smile
It increases your face value!
Flight For Sanity coming soon....
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This is hilarious and probably very very true.
ReplyDeleteWhich reminds me I need to do some more serious
ASSKISSING😄
An, Good luck with that! You have always been a high achiever. Now you know how to climb higher and give that 118%
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