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Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Time for a Smile

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. 

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still had not paid for them.
 

Helloooo,............ just because I'm old doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid!


So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year... "these windows would pay for themselves in a year."

I said, "Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they are paid for!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

11 comments:

  1. Karlene, firstly you are NOT old. Secondly, this is too funny. A laugh that I definitely needed! Have a great day. Xox

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    1. I'm feeling old. But thank you! It was originally a blonde joke, but I know too many smart blondes. So... had to get the editing pen out.

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    2. Karlene, you are not old. The first time I heard your voice, you sounded not a day over 25. Seriously! You are still so young...

      Also, I am a blond physically and mentally and I love to make fun of myself for it a LOT. Although there are more true blonds than I. Hope you are having a good day!

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  2. AAAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH!!! Wow Karlene, way to go! xD

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    1. Jeremy is right: You are NOT old, definitely not. Maybe it's because you worked so hard on your kitchen and your body is exhausted, but not because you are old. ;)

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  3. Haha, this is very funny! Thanks for sharing!

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    1. You're welcome. I think laughter is the best medicine... most of the time.

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  4. LOL! That's adorable and hilarious. I needed a laugh, thank you. :)

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